The NSN Charts:
February: 2003: The Range of entertainment these days.
(sponsered by 'Super Savings that also Sing')
Music
Albums Chart: (sponsered by 'Feminine Fur for Vegetarians')
1.
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50 Can't - Get Rich Or Die Poor and Miserable
In a summary of modern day life as viewed by teens, this song tells
people the truth - That they will be miserable unless they conform,
buy expensive clothes and listen to their parents. Its explains
how being poor makes you miss out on all the 'bouncin' whores,'
fast cars and gold medallions and puts the resolution clearly: be
like us or commit suicide. A master piece that truly deserves to
be number one. |
2.
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Pixie
Chicks - Home
Little naked women with wings running around on large plants, while
complaining that their boyfriends shoot their load too quickly -
that's the video. No need to listen to the song. Use the mute button
when watching on the number one NSNMusicTV. |
3.
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Kid
Rock - Cocky, Arrogant, Ignorant, Anal, Talentless, Loud, Boring
and Unimaginative |
4.
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Come
With Me, Please. Aww Go On. Pretty Please? Fine, I'll go by myself
- Norah Jones |
5.
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Avril Lavigne - Let Go of your Phallus, Im performing here |
6.
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Soundtrack
- Chicago |
7.
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Jennifer
Lopez - Untitled piece of Crap that you should download form Kazaa
for free |
8.
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Blake
Shelton - The Dreamer that Lost a Wife but gained a Tennis Raquet |
9.
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LL
Cool J - Hardc0re Maff 1+11 = 10 |
10.
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Missy
Elliot - I Spit at you in one of my videos |
Movie
Chart: (sponsered by 'Look It's a Shitty Remake')
1. |
Daredevil - Tight red pvc combined with an action hero leads to
a great adult movie |
2. |
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days - Let a Woman Navigate |
3. |
Chicago
- Melodic Oscar Generator with scantily clad women |
4. |
The
Jungle Book 2 - Bulaoo gets a full frontal Lapotamy |
5. |
Shanghai Nights - Erotic Asian Thriller starring Arnold Schwarzeneggar |
6. |
The
Star Fruit - $300 million Flop American Pie rip off one liner comedy
starring Chris Klien |
7. |
Final
Destination 2 - Death comes back for more - Lung Cancer, Old Age
and Leprosy strike! |
8. |
Kangaroo
Jack - The story telling of Jack's childhood dream to artificially
inseminate the native Australian Marsupial |
9. |
The Ring - Crap Remake of a Japanese Cult Classic, toned down for
the 'less intelligent' American audiences that require explanations
and step by step storylines. |
10. |
The Whours - One hour, One Dollar, One Mess |
Past
Chart Information:
JANUARY 2003
DECEMBER
2002
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